Funny Shayari in English
Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum
Ishq Mohabbat To Hazaaro Karte Hain; Gum Aur Judaai Se Sabhi Darte Hain; Hum To Na Ishq Karte Hain Na Mohabbat Bas; Dost Ki Ek Smile Ke Liye SMS Karte Hain
Thi woh koi ladki ya thi woh koi bala
dil uski khoobsoorti mein toh hai bas dhala
kuch lamho ke deedar ke aage na ye dil chala
jaise hua koi jadoo ya dikhayi kisi ne kala
Ab Main Shadi Shuda HoonAur Ek Natkhat Chulbuli Beti (Vaibhavi) Ka Baap Hoon.
Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nahi ayega Gam-e-tohin se kubul nahi ayega Maklul ki fitrat he ye kafir Dimag fat jayega par ye sher samajh nahi ayega
Hai Tu Agar Mera DilbarHai Tu Agar Mera DilbarTo Aaj Ke Lunch Ka Bill Tu Bha
Woh Bewafa Hai To Kya Hua Mat Bura Kaho Usko; Tum Mujhsey Set Ho Jaao Daffaa Karo Usko
Kya lekar aaya tha? Kya lekar jayega? Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim Tu kitna chillar bachayega?
Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?
The Best SMS Joke on Docto
Is duniya me sab kuch BIKTA hai
Fir judaai hi kyon RISHWAT nahi leti….
MARTA nahi koi kisi se JUDA ho kar
Bas YAADEN hain jo JEENE nahi deti.
Na Jaane Woh Humse Kya Chupaati Thi; Kuch Tha Uske Honthon Par Na Jane Kyu Sharmaati Thi; Jab Humne Muh Khulwake Dekha To Pata Chala; Wo To Tambakoo Khaati Thi
Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo Mere pyaar ke icon pe kabhi to double-click karo
Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain,
Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain,
Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil,
Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain…
Zaamane Ke Dar Se Teri Tasveer Toilet Mein Chhupa Rakhi Hai; Deedar Ho Tera Bar-Bar Iss Liye Julab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi Hai
Tum Kya Chale Gaye,Baag Se Titliya Chali GayiPhool Murjha GayePatte Jal Kar Raakh Hue.
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