Bakwas Shayari Aur Chutkule Hindi Mai | 25+ Nonsense Funny Shayari

shayari — Fri, 13 Sep 2019 14:58:43 +0000

Read Bakwas Shayari in Hindi, Bakwaas Shayari Hindi Mai, Nonsense Shayari in Hindi. In this article, we have collected the Worst Meaningless Hindi Shayari that will make you laugh. You can share these Best Bakwas Shayari, New Bakwas Shayari, Top Bakwas Shayari, Absurd Shayari, Faltoo Shayari with your friends or on different social media for fun purpose. Read Very Funny Bakwas Shayari Collection available in Hindi and English.

Bakwas Shayari

01.

Koi Gham Nahi Magar Dil Udaas Hai,
Tujh Se Koi Rishta Nahi Phir Bhi Ek Aas Hai,
Kehne Ko Bohut Apne Magar Tu Ek Khaas Hai,
Zyada Emotional Na Hona Uper Sub Bakwas Hai.

02.

Pyaar Bakwaas Nahi Raddi Hai,
Ek Kaudi Ki Gaddi Hai,
Pyaar Karna Chodh Diya,
Kyuki Mere Paas Teen Patti Hai.

03.

Dur Se Dekha To Ek Admi Danda Pakad Kar Khada Tha….
Pass Gaya To Mujhe Maar Diya.

04.

Zamaane Se Chupakar,
Teri Tasveer Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,
Har Ghadi Deedar Ho Tera,
Isliye Julab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi Hai.

05.

Teri Zindagi Mein Kabhi Gam Na Ho,
Teri Aankhe Kabhi Nam Na Ho,
Meri Dua Hai Ke Mile Tujhe Ek Smart Si Dulhan,
Jiska Weight 150 Kg. Se Kam Na Ho!

06.

Are Hume Apno Ne Loota,
Gairo Me Kaha Dam Tha,
Meri Haddi Thi Tooti Waha,
Janha Hospital Band Tha.

07.

Main Yaha Tum Kaha …..Main Yaha Tum Kaha..
Life Boy Hai Jaha Tandurusti Hai Waha……..Life Boy…..

08.

Baithe Baithe Kamre Main Kar Rahi Thi Press,
Teri Yaad Aayi To Jal Gayi Dress…………..!

09.

Hum Jis Raste Par Chal Rahe Hai, Uski Koi Manzil Nahi,
Agar Galti Se Manzil Mil Bhi Gayi,
Toh Hume Raste Ka Pata Nahi.

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10.

Bana Ke Tajmahal Shahjahan Ne Kuch Yu Socha Hoga ????
Pucho To Sahi Kya Socha Hoga………….
Or Kya ….Yaar Kharcha Bahut Ho Gaya.

11.

Har Taraf Padhai Ka Saya Hai,
Kitabo Mein Sukh Kisne Paya Hai,
Ladke To Jaate Hai Tution Ladkiyan Dekhne,
Aur Sir Kehte Hai Dekho Itni Barsat Mai Ladka Padhne Aya Hai…

12.

Dil Ki Baat Dil Mein Mat Rakhna,
Jo Pasand Ho Usse I Love You Kehna,
Agar Wo Gusse Mein Aa Jaaye To Darna Mat,
Raakhi Nikaal Na Aur Kehna Pyari Behna Milti Rehna…

13.

Arz Kiya Hai…
Petrol Dalo To Gadhi Chalti Hai,
Petrol Dalo To Gadhi Chalti Hai,
Nahi Dalo To Nahi Chalti Hai!

14.

Meri Jaaneman Kya Batau,
Kaise Sitam Dhaati Hai,
Sapne Mein Bhi Kambakht,
Apne Baap Ko Leke Aati Hai.

15.

Dur Se Dekha To Sher Khada Tha …….
Pass Tera Baap Jayega Kya……….

16.

Dur Se Dekha To Barish Ho Rahi Thi………..
Pass Gaya To Bheeg Gaya.

17.

Maine Tujhe Dekha Dekhta Raha,
Dekhta Hi Gaya Phir Mujhe Chashma Lag Gaya.

18.

Ishq Ke Khayaal Bohat Hain..
Ishq Ke Charche Bohat Hain..
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..

19.

Tumsa Koi Zameen Pe Hua,
To Rab Se Shikayat Hogi,
Ek Ka To Jhela Nahi Jata,
Dusri Aai To Kya Halat Hogi.

20.

Arz Kiya Hai…
Usne Jo Sher Mara… Toh Wah Wah Ho Gayi,
Usne Jo Sher Mara… Toh Wah Wah Ho Gayi,
Aur Humne Jo Sher Mara Toh
Sherni Widwa Ho Gayi..!!

21.

Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain,
Baagon Mein Phool Khilane Se Darte Hain,
Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaenge Hazaaro Dil,
Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Banane Se Darte Hain…

22.

Hum Jab Aaenge Toh Log Waah Waah Karenge,
Jab Hum Jaenge To Log Bye Bye Karenge.

23.

Arz Kiya Hai…
Shama Parwane Se Kuchh Keh Rahi Hai,
Shama Parwane Se Kuchh Keh Rahi Hai,
Darling Jara Apna Rumaal Dena,
Meri Naak Bahut Bah Rahi Hai!

24.

Meri Bakwaas Par Wo Waah Karte Rahe,
Meri Kalam Ko Gumraah Karte Rahe.

25.

Maine Tumse Pyar Kiya, Tere Baap Ne Mujhe Peeta,
Maine Tumse Pyar Kiya, Tere Baap Ne Mujhe Peeta,
Tan Ki Shakti, Mann Ki Shakti….Bournvita.

26.

Khud Ko Kar Buland Itna…
Ke Himalaya Ki Choti Pe Jaa Pahoche…
Aur Khuda Tumse Puche…
Abe Gadhe… Ab Utrega Kaise.

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