CID Shayari and Jokes<\/span><\/h1>\n01.<\/div><\/span>
\nDopahar Ka Waqt Hai, Billi Chhat Par Soyi Hai..<\/span>
\nWaaah Waah\u2026.<\/span>
\nDopahar Ka Waqt Hai, Billi Chhat Par Soyi Hai\u2026.<\/span>
\n.<\/span>
\n.<\/span>
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\nDaya Pata Lagao, Khooni Inme Se Hi Koi Hai\u2026.<\/span>
\n<\/div><\/div><\/span><\/p>\n02.<\/div><\/span>
\nTumhari Patni Ka Bhai Lagta Tumhara Saala Hai<\/span>
\nWah Wah<\/span>
\nTumhari Patni Ka Bhai Lagta Tumhara Sala Hai<\/span>
\nDaya Says: Abhijeet Mujhe To Lagta Jaroor Daal Mein Kuch Kala Hai<\/span>
\n<\/div><\/div><\/span><\/p>\n![\"cid](\"https:\/\/shayarihindimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/cid-shayari-and-cid-chutkule-in-hindi.jpg\" "\\"cid")
<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n03.<\/div><\/span>
\nGarmi Mein Piyo Jee Bhar Ke Rasna,<\/span>
\nWah Wah..<\/span>
\nGarmi Mein Piyo Jee Bhar Ke Rasna,<\/span>
\nACP Says: Freddy Chup Raho, Dubara Mat Hasna.<\/span>
\n<\/div><\/div><\/span><\/p>\n04.<\/div><\/span>
\nNa Din Ko Chain Tha,<\/span>
\nNa Raat Ko Chain Tha,<\/span>
\nNa Din Ko Chain Tha,<\/span>
\nNa Raat Ko Chain Tha,<\/span>
\nDaya Is Khuni K Sath Aur Kon Kon Tha.<\/span>
\n<\/div><\/div><\/span><\/p>\n05.<\/div><\/span>
\nAaj Mausam Kuchh Naya Rang Le Ke Aaya Hai,<\/span>
\nBarish Mein Halki Si Dhoop Le Ke Aaya Hai,<\/span>
\nEk Baat Samajh Mein Nahi Aati Daya Ke,<\/span>
\nAakhir Qatil Ne Hathiyar Kahan Chhupaya Hai?<\/span>
\n<\/div><\/div><\/span><\/p>\n06.<\/div><\/span>
\nA FOR Apple B For Banana,<\/span>
\nA For Apple B For Banana,<\/span>
\nDaya Kuch Bhi Ho Jaye<\/span>
\nGoli Mat Chalana\u2026.<\/span>
\n<\/div><\/div><\/span><\/p>\n07.<\/div><\/span>
\nHar Kisi Pe Aitbar Karna Chod Do,<\/span>
\nWah Wah…<\/span>
\nHar Kisi Pe Aitbar Karna Chod Do,<\/span>
\nACP Says: Daya Darwaza Tod Do.<\/span>
\n<\/div><\/div><\/span><\/p>\n08.<\/div><\/span>
\nBhigoge Agar Barish Mein To Jhukam Or Khansi Hi Hogi,<\/span>
\nJara Gor Farmayega…<\/span>
\nBhigoge Agar Barish Mein To Jhukam Or Khansi Hi Hogi,<\/span>
\nACP Says: 2-2 Murder Kiye Hain Tumhe To Fansi Hi Hogi.<\/span>
\n<\/div><\/div><\/span><\/p>\n![\"funny](\"https:\/\/shayarihindimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/funny-cid-shayari-hindi-mai-jokes.jpg\" "\\"funny")
<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n09.<\/div><\/span>
\nAalu Ka Paratha Aur Sarso Ka Saag\u2026<\/span>
\nWaah Waah\u2026<\/span>
\nAalu Ka Paratha Aur Sarso Ka Saag\u2026..<\/span>
\n.<\/span>
\n.<\/span>
\n.<\/span>
\n.<\/span>
\nDaya Yahi Kahi Par Milega Koi Suraag !!!!!!<\/span>
\n<\/div><\/div><\/span><\/p>\nAlso Read-<\/strong> Love Shayari<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n10.<\/div><\/span>
\nHum Dua Karenge Khuda Se Ke,<\/span>
\nKhushiyon Se Bhar De Woh Aapki Jholi,<\/span>
\nDaya Koyi Bhi Inmein Se Agar Hoshiyari Dikhaye,<\/span>
\nToh Turant Mar Dena Use Goli.<\/span>
\n<\/div><\/div><\/span><\/p>\n11.<\/div><\/span>
\nDil Pagal Hai Tere Pyar Me Paaro,<\/span>
\nWaah…<\/span>
\nDil Pagal Hai Tere Pyar Me Paaro,<\/span>
\nDaya, Ghar Ka Kona Kona Chaan Maaro.<\/span>
\n<\/div><\/div><\/span><\/p>\n12.<\/div><\/span>
\nDo Pal Ki Zindagani Hai Aur Jeete Ja Rahe Hain,<\/span>
\nTake It Seriously..<\/span>
\nDo Pal Ki Zindagani Hai Aur Jeete Ja Rahe Hain,<\/span>
\nDaya Says: Freddy Tum Yahi Ruko, Hum Abhi Aa Rahe Hain.<\/span>
\n<\/div><\/div><\/span><\/p>\n
\nDopahar Ka Waqt Hai, Billi Chhat Par Soyi Hai..<\/span>
\nWaaah Waah\u2026.<\/span>
\nDopahar Ka Waqt Hai, Billi Chhat Par Soyi Hai\u2026.<\/span>
\n.<\/span>
\n.<\/span>
\n.<\/span>
\nDaya Pata Lagao, Khooni Inme Se Hi Koi Hai\u2026.<\/span>
\n<\/div><\/div><\/span><\/p>\n
Also Read-<\/strong> Love Shayari<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n
\nTumhari Patni Ka Bhai Lagta Tumhara Saala Hai<\/span>
\nWah Wah<\/span>
\nTumhari Patni Ka Bhai Lagta Tumhara Sala Hai<\/span>
\nDaya Says: Abhijeet Mujhe To Lagta Jaroor Daal Mein Kuch Kala Hai<\/span>
\n<\/div><\/div><\/span><\/p>\n<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n
\nGarmi Mein Piyo Jee Bhar Ke Rasna,<\/span>
\nWah Wah..<\/span>
\nGarmi Mein Piyo Jee Bhar Ke Rasna,<\/span>
\nACP Says: Freddy Chup Raho, Dubara Mat Hasna.<\/span>
\n<\/div><\/div><\/span><\/p>\n
\nNa Din Ko Chain Tha,<\/span>
\nNa Raat Ko Chain Tha,<\/span>
\nNa Din Ko Chain Tha,<\/span>
\nNa Raat Ko Chain Tha,<\/span>
\nDaya Is Khuni K Sath Aur Kon Kon Tha.<\/span>
\n<\/div><\/div><\/span><\/p>\n
\nAaj Mausam Kuchh Naya Rang Le Ke Aaya Hai,<\/span>
\nBarish Mein Halki Si Dhoop Le Ke Aaya Hai,<\/span>
\nEk Baat Samajh Mein Nahi Aati Daya Ke,<\/span>
\nAakhir Qatil Ne Hathiyar Kahan Chhupaya Hai?<\/span>
\n<\/div><\/div><\/span><\/p>\n
\nA FOR Apple B For Banana,<\/span>
\nA For Apple B For Banana,<\/span>
\nDaya Kuch Bhi Ho Jaye<\/span>
\nGoli Mat Chalana\u2026.<\/span>
\n<\/div><\/div><\/span><\/p>\n
\nHar Kisi Pe Aitbar Karna Chod Do,<\/span>
\nWah Wah…<\/span>
\nHar Kisi Pe Aitbar Karna Chod Do,<\/span>
\nACP Says: Daya Darwaza Tod Do.<\/span>
\n<\/div><\/div><\/span><\/p>\n
\nBhigoge Agar Barish Mein To Jhukam Or Khansi Hi Hogi,<\/span>
\nJara Gor Farmayega…<\/span>
\nBhigoge Agar Barish Mein To Jhukam Or Khansi Hi Hogi,<\/span>
\nACP Says: 2-2 Murder Kiye Hain Tumhe To Fansi Hi Hogi.<\/span>
\n<\/div><\/div><\/span><\/p>\n<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n
\nAalu Ka Paratha Aur Sarso Ka Saag\u2026<\/span>
\nWaah Waah\u2026<\/span>
\nAalu Ka Paratha Aur Sarso Ka Saag\u2026..<\/span>
\n.<\/span>
\n.<\/span>
\n.<\/span>
\n.<\/span>
\nDaya Yahi Kahi Par Milega Koi Suraag !!!!!!<\/span>
\n<\/div><\/div><\/span><\/p>\n
\nHum Dua Karenge Khuda Se Ke,<\/span>
\nKhushiyon Se Bhar De Woh Aapki Jholi,<\/span>
\nDaya Koyi Bhi Inmein Se Agar Hoshiyari Dikhaye,<\/span>
\nToh Turant Mar Dena Use Goli.<\/span>
\n<\/div><\/div><\/span><\/p>\n
\nDil Pagal Hai Tere Pyar Me Paaro,<\/span>
\nWaah…<\/span>
\nDil Pagal Hai Tere Pyar Me Paaro,<\/span>
\nDaya, Ghar Ka Kona Kona Chaan Maaro.<\/span>
\n<\/div><\/div><\/span><\/p>\n
\nDo Pal Ki Zindagani Hai Aur Jeete Ja Rahe Hain,<\/span>
\nTake It Seriously..<\/span>
\nDo Pal Ki Zindagani Hai Aur Jeete Ja Rahe Hain,<\/span>
\nDaya Says: Freddy Tum Yahi Ruko, Hum Abhi Aa Rahe Hain.<\/span>
\n<\/div><\/div><\/span><\/p>\n
![\"awesome](\"https:\/\/shayarihindimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/awesome-funny-cid-shayari-in-hindi-images.jpg\" "\\"awesome")
<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n![\"shayari](\"https:\/\/shayarihindimai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/shayari-cid-on-shayari-hindi-mai.jpg\" "\\"shayari")
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